Too Funny Not to Share

Tonight while I was getting everyone fed, Josie began correcting Jake. Here's how our conversation went...

Me: "Let me be the mom. That's why I make the big bucks."
Josie: "You don't get paid to be a mom."
Me: "Really? Then why do I do it?"

She then said that she knew the answer to this question, but had to whisper it in my ear because there was a bad word in the answer.

Josie: "For the heck of it."

I just had to laugh at that.